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lyrics

The Huntress © 2009
I got me a horse
I got me a gun

Got me some of those pantyhose that
Will never ever run
Got me a sweet little bottle of sloe gin
It’ll get me out of any little pickle I get myself in

I’m a going hunting
Gonna get me one
Of those ferocious beasts
Everybody wants
I’m a going hunting
Gonna get me one of those
Most delicious
Husbands

He’ll be sweet
And kind
And relatively clean
He’ll know how to treat a woman
From the head down to the knee
He’ll be manly
Cos we like that
But he’ll know how to cry
He’ll be scrupulously honest
But he’ll know when to lie…
Darling, do I look fat in this?

I’ve been practicing my aim
I can spot a good one
From fifty feet away
I’ll be quietly talking
Coquettishly stalking
And when I get a ring on his finger he will never get away

I’ve been lowering my standards
I now feel like any man, with two legs will do
And I suppose if it don’t work out perfectly with me
I could put his head on the wall
His hide on the floor
And go on safari..

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from Love it Lost it Drunk it Found it, released April 29, 2012

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The Melissa Main Band Melbourne, Australia

The Melissa Main Band makes eclectic cabaret folk music with punchy lyrics and catchy tunes.

An award-winning songwriter and engaging performer, Main sings honey-sweetness and dark chocolate growl on a rolling landscape of solid grooves and infectious melody created by her band.
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